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Sunday, November 30, 2003  
My fragmentory Bubba Sparxxx review...

"postmodernism... self-referential... country-hop... as if Bubba had swalled Timbaland's entire ouvre whole and then regurgitated choice cuts back up into the midst of some sociopathic hoedown... pretty wicked, really..."

11/30/2003 11:05:00 pm 0 comments

 
Fuck that list.

Top 20 albums and top 20 singles of 2003 (REDUX)

Albums (artist – title – score)

1. Manitoba – Up In Flames
2. Outkast – Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
3. Dave Douglas – Freak In
4. Four Tet – Rounds
5. Elbow – Cast Of Thousands
6. Sugababes – Three
7. Missy Elliott – This Is Not A Test!
8. The Clientele – The Violet Hour
9. British Sea Power – The Decline Of
10. Alexander Kowalski – Response
11. Gillian Welch – Soul Journey
12. M83 – Dead Cities, Red Seas And Lost Ghosts
13. Radiohead – Hail To The Thief
14. Basement Jaxx – Kish Kash
15. Dizzee Rascal – Boy In Da Corner
16. Loose Fur – Loose Fur
17. Mogwai – Happy Songs For Happy People
18. DM & Jemini – Ghetto Pop Life
19. The Cooper Temple Clause – Kick Up The Fire And Let The Flames Break Loose
20. Susumu Yokota – Laputa


Singles (artist – title)

1. Lumidee – Never Leave You (Uh-Oh)
2. !!! – Me & Giuliani Down By The School Yard (A True Story)
3. Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River
4. Outkast – Hey Ya
5. Sugababes – Hole In The Head
6. The Postal Service – Such Great Heights
7. Outkast – Ghettomusick
8. Kelis – Milkshake
9. Eminem – Lose Yourself
10. Snoop Dogg – Beautiful
11. Girls Aloud – Sound Of The Underground
12. Missy Elliott – Pass That Dutch
13. Beyonce – Crazy In Love
14. British Sea Power – Remember Me
15. Richard X vs Liberty X – Being Nobody
16. Siobhan Donaghy – Overrated
17. Basement Jaxx – Lucky Star
18. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
19. Dizzee Rascal – I Luv U
20. Elephant Man – Fuck You Sign

I fucking hate lists. I hate my crap memory.

11/30/2003 08:20:00 pm 0 comments

Saturday, November 29, 2003  
Here is a dancing Spiderman.

11/29/2003 09:53:00 am 0 comments

 
You know, I'm considering switching Dido's "White Flag" for Elephant Man's "Fuck You Sign".

11/29/2003 09:52:00 am 0 comments

Thursday, November 27, 2003  
Top 20 albums and top 20 singles of 2003

Albums
1. Manitoba – Up In Flames
2. Outkast – Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
3. Elbow – Cast Of Thousands
4. Four Tet – Rounds
5. Dave Douglas – Freak In
6. Sugababes – Three
7. British Sea Power – The Decline Of
8. The Clientele – The Violet Hour
9. Missy Elliott – This Is Not A Test!
10. Alexander Kowalski – Response
11. Gillian Welch – Soul Journey
12. M83 – Dead Cities, Red Seas And Lost Ghosts
13. Radiohead – Hail To The Thief
14. Basement Jaxx – Kish Kash
15. Mogwai – Happy Songs For Happy People
16. Bubba Sparxxx – Deliverance
17. Dizzee Rascal – Boy In Da Corner
18. DM & Jemini – Ghetto Pop Life
19. Loose Fur – Loose Fur
20. Susumu Yokota – Laputa


Singles
1. !!! – Me & Giuliani Down By The School Yard (A True Story)
2. Lumidee – Never Leave You (Uh-Oh)
3. Snoop Dogg – Beautiful
4. Outkast – Hey Ya
5. Sugababes – Hole In The Head
6. The Postal Service – Such Great Heights
7. Basement Jaxx – Lucky Star
8. Kelis – Milkshake
9. Missy Elliott – Pass That Dutch
10. Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River
11. Girls Aloud – Sound Of The Underground
12. Manitoba – Jacknuggeted
13. Beyonce – Crazy In Love
14. British Sea Power – Remember Me
15. Eminem – Lose Yourself
16. Siobhan Donaghy – Overrated
17. Outkast – Ghettomusick
18. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
19. Dizzee Rascal – I Luv U
20. Dido – White Flag

11/27/2003 09:33:00 pm 0 comments

Monday, November 17, 2003  

I took this.

11/17/2003 10:40:00 pm 0 comments

Saturday, November 15, 2003  
My brain has actually imploded.

11/15/2003 11:19:00 am 0 comments

Thursday, November 06, 2003  
Todd has told me to update this more. Somebody else (hello!) emailed to ask me to elucidate on my love for Lambchop's Is A Woman (which I picked as my album of the year for Stylus 13 months ago); these two phenomenon lead me to believe I should spend more time here. I have, it's fair to say, been lax of late in supplying AusPishFish with content, the reasons for which are myriad and dull. Partly this is due to Stylus's increased staff, popularity and resultant workload for me (still nothing compared to what Todd does - though he doesn't work a full-time job as well), partly it's also down to me spending more time posting to ILX, and partly it's due to me just not being able to find the time, inclination, or words to keep AusPishFish running as it was a few months ago. I need to rectify this. I also need to rectify the fucking annoying pink-pixelisation shimmer that's infected my monitor at home ever since I got broadband, which I'm sure is nothing to do with the PC itself as I swapped monitors for a weekend a while ago and a; the new monitor was fine and didn't 'bleed' at all, and b; my monitor was still fucking pink when used with a different tower. PC World I might be calling in on you soon. You assholes.

Speaking of assholes there's been a major one on the train for the last three weeks or so. I'd quite like to get a gun and shoot him in the face, an act in which I feel I would be more than justified given his inherrent and abhorrent assholeness. How is he such an asshole? I hear you cry. Because of his fucking phone. Not an incessent text-receiver or over-loud morning-commute gossiper, no no no; this wanker is much more disgustingly, insidiously annoying than that. This wanker has an MP3 player on his phone which he listens to incessantly and he refuses to use headphones. Thus this grimy, slick-haired motherfucker in his awful brown leather jacket and beige jeans (which he wears every day) sits at a table seat each day, clutching his noxious Nokia or sickening Siemens or unsavoury Samsung or whaeverthefuckitis, while it bleeds T'Pau and Bonnie Tyler and other assorted crapulent asshole music. Coldplay's "Clocks" creeped into his playlist yesterday. The unblanched rudeness, the unfathomable antisocial thoughtlessness gives rise in me to the desire for great violence, almost as much as when the train is as busy as Bedlam and people will insist on sitting on the aisle-side seat rather than the window, thus causing other paying commuters to stand.

In other news; people who use novelty-shaped post-it notes are probably dangerous psychopaths.

11/06/2003 10:33:00 am 0 comments

 
Some points - 1; Someone else had to manufacture Rembrandt's canvasses and paint and brushes, 2; Michelangelo was COMMISSIONED to paint the Sistene Chapel, 3; a guitar is as much a man-made object as a computer.

11/06/2003 09:43:00 am 0 comments

Sunday, November 02, 2003  
If you go to Google Images and search for Nick Southall you get this-


11/02/2003 04:59:00 pm 0 comments

 
Sunday, Sunday, here again in tidy attire. You read the colour supplement, the TV guide.

11/02/2003 09:54:00 am 0 comments

 



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