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Tuesday, April 20, 2004  
Cock A Hoop
Last night whilst channel hopping during the last bit of the 10 o'clock news before Enemy Of The State came back on, I flipped to Sky One which was showing Britian's Wildest. I have never seen this before. Anyway, the twunt (thanks Jess) presenting it said summat like "what would Britain's Wildest gameshow be like?" and then described 'Cock A Hoop' in which three young men put rings attached to electrical sensors around their willies and then receive a lapdance from an Essex girl and the last one to get an erection (the erection causing a bell to ring and a light to flash [the light being in the shape of a willy, obv.]) wins the money.

Anyway, obviously this was hideous, and there were three young men sitting in these throne-like contraptions with red pants on (fitted boxers type things, in case anyone's wondering), and at the signal they put the rings around their willies and then the Essex girl came in and took her bra off and did a dance in just a thong and TWO OF THE GUYS WERE FROM DAWLISH AND THIS MORNING I SAW ONE OF THEM AT THE TRAIN STATION AND IT WAS VERY WEIRD.

So yeah.

It was the last guy to get an erection (who was thus the winner) who I saw. Does this mean he's impotent? Obviously I realise this doesn't mean he's impotent at all, just that he might have a small dick. Impotence is no laughing manner

Also, Cuddle Parties.


NJS

4/20/2004 10:12:00 am

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